10 Reasons Why People Dislike You on Facebook

You post obnoxious extremist political views.

You upload memes that aren’t funny.

You use the wrong version of your and you’re, their, they’re, and there.

You post more than three status updates a day. No one cares.

You post spoilers within hours of a new release of a movie or show with zero consideration for others.

You constantly post status updates in attempt to get pity from people, but act like you don’t want pity and are surprised when you get it.

You send daily invites to every iteration of a game ending in “Ville”.

You recklessly send invites to events to people that live states away from you.

You are a creepy pervert.

You have no concern for proper spelling. Every internet browser worth using has built in spell check. Your phone has spell check. You have no excuse.

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About Eloise J. Knapp

Eloise J. Knapp hails from Seattle and never complains about the rain. She works in the videogame industry by day and is a post-apocalyptic horror author by night. Knapp's work includes The Undead Situation trilogy, ANAMNESIS, and the Anisakis Nova series. When not writing you'll find her hiking the Pacific Northwest.
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2 Responses to 10 Reasons Why People Dislike You on Facebook

  1. kensaied says:

    Creepy: yes, pervert: maybe… πŸ™‚ Great list!

  2. Oh thank goodness. Not me!

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