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Screw you, Brain. Not Today.

Dear Brain, Oh, it’s this again, huh? We woke up fine with a smile on our face—that’s rare enough as it is—with optimism coursing through our veins, and you had to pull this bullshit again? Screw you, Brain. Not today. … Continue reading

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The Starbucks Girl (a short story)

Ready for something totally different from me? This is a short story I wrote for my last creative writing class. It had to follow a “scaffold” of another story, but made my own. In other words, the flow of events had to … Continue reading

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I Broke up with Mad Men

I didn’t expect it to happen, but it did. When I first met Mad Men it was love at first episode. Don’s constant existential crises, the delightful visual appeal of the 60s, people smoking and drinking around children and while … Continue reading

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A Hopefully Ironic Letter to Writer’s Block

Hello, old friend. I’d say I’m happy to see you, but we both know that would be the most absurd of lies. You’re unwelcome here. In fact, no one likes you; you’re that awkward kid at the party everyone nods … Continue reading

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5 People You Hate

The aggressive shopping cart person: You feel like you’re being assaulted by them as they weave their cart in the aisle, not watching where they are going. What’s the rush? None, apparently, because once they get to where they want … Continue reading

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I hate the Internet

Whoa, whoa. The title really caught your eye and you’re ablaze already, angry that such a remark would ever be made. I’ll rephrase to cool your temper. I hate the Internet because I hate how I can’t control myself when … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why People Dislike You on Facebook

You post obnoxious extremist political views. You upload memes that aren’t funny. You use the wrong version of your and you’re, their, they’re, and there. You post more than three status updates a day. No one cares. You post spoilers … Continue reading

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